me 100% of the time: nobody fucking touch me i will skin you and wear you as a fucking coat
also me 100% of the time: come here and cuddle me and wrap your arms around me and run your fingers through my hair and pet me and kiss me please please please
When I graduate, I will sneak into all my teachers’ bedrooms and do this:
sodamnrelatable:

(Source: theerasedcitizen, via rj-juniors)